May 19, 2016

took some time but i finally got here.

May 18, 2016

not a modest bathing suit. reasons to enjoy work more. no rotten smells.

May 17, 2016

who knew?

Month 16, 2016

hold up. changing my name to tim to go with this new accent i need to stay in the country.

May 15, 2016

bad week, i guess.

May 13, 2016

remember that time i was good? where are you santa? i know what i want and i want it early.

May 13, 2016

i have a problem and i admit it. i don't care. my favorite heathen.

May 12, 2016

who else bought one of these bad babies?

May 9, 2016

fuck you all. i'm so done with this. my stomach. my head. everything.

May 6, 2016

must be patient. must be patient. fuck this. preparing my paddle boat.

May 6, 2016

time to be tripping me some bitches.

May 3, 2016

checking out all of the useless spray tan while i'm there.